DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES: THE STORY OF EUGENE

On a balmy summer day in June of 1929 a man was discovered deceased in a ditch near the intersection of 3C Highway and Borum Road in rural Sabina, Ohio. He was taken to Littleton Funeral Home where he was examined and embalmed. It was estimated the man was between 50 to 80 years old.

The mysterious man, who no one recognized, appeared to have passed away from natural causes as there were no visible signs of trauma. He had no identification on him, but there was a single sheet of tablet paper with the address 1118 Yale Ave. Cincinnati, in his pocket. Cincinnati Police were dispatched to the address and found it was a vacant lot. The closest residence to the Yale Avenue address belonged to a man named Eugene Johnson so from that point on – the John Doe was given a name – they called him ‘Eugene.’

Eugene’s body sat at the Littleton Funeral home where an employee had the idea to dress him in a suit and prop his body in a nearby outbuilding on the property with the hope someone would recognize him. There he would remain for more than thirty years, until 1964 in fact, unidentified.

Eugene became quite a tourist attraction in the small town and locals estimate he was viewed by 1.5 million people over the years. The funeral home even kept books where visitors would sign in to see Eugene. At one point his body was stolen by college pranksters and taken to a party at Ohio State University. His exploits weren’t limited to a frat party, however, according to an excerpt from a local Sabina historical website:

“Eugene was a famous figure back then, especially at Halloween. He often appeared on the front porches of homes (with a little help from his friends) and terrorized more than a few houses. Some of his fingers were missing but he was kept well dressed in his black suit and had a rather serene look of composure on his face.”

Fortunately after these ill-conceived “adventures” Eugene was returned and placed back in his little building, awaiting identification. Sadly that day never came.

Finally, on a cool October day in 1964, he was given a proper burial. It was Mr. Littleton, the owner of Littleton Funeral Home, who purchased a lot in the Sabina Cemetery and took care of all the expenses associated with his burial. He was fitted with a brand new suit and a custom headstone that bore the single name, Eugene.

After all the years and countless unknown escapades, the man they called Eugene was never identified. He did manage to make quite a name for himself, albeit posthumously. Eugene, a true legend of a little Ohio town. After all, dead men tell no tales. Or do they?

SOURCE CITATIONS

Clark, James L. The Most Famous Guy in Sabina. Weird US

Myers, David. Seen by Many, Known by None: Eugene Buried After 35 Years. Sabina News Record. Oct. 22 1964

Parks, Neal. Alternate Universes, Time Travel and the Unexplained. 2016

5 responses to “DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES: THE STORY OF EUGENE”

  1. Just came across your website today and its great info! Keep posting please!!

    1. Thanks so much Amanda!!

  2. So people stole a dead person body, propped him up on porches and took him to frat parties. In after 3 decades pll decided it was time to bury him. I wonder how much money was for this tourist site? Stealing a body isn’t crime in Ohio? But somehow this is suppose to be a light hearted piece on a man who couldn’t even get a decent funeral until he was disrespected over and over for a laugh and crazy story ppl will tell at parties years from now. Okay cool.

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      WTFisWrongwithyall

      I completely agree: the pathology of these townspeople (and the folks who write about it as if it’s a cutesy, little story) is sickening. Let’s look at the time frame, shall we? The man is said to be anywhere from 50 to 80 years old at death in 1928 – 1929: at the oldest he was born during enslavement and may have experienced some of the most inhumane treatment in life possible in the US, at the youngest he was born during a time period of fear, torment and uncertainty for many recently freed Black Americans. The reason no one could identify him? The reason may very well be that no one COULD identify him if he had been born between 1848 – 1849 as – if he had been enslaved – the records would not have been kept or would not have been adequate. He would have been sold from family possibly at too young of an age to know anyone. If born in 1878 – 1879, he would have been born and lived through the disaster of Reconstruction, lynchings, the rise of the KKK, the Black Codes and the terrorizing and burning of numerous Black Towns, and also the fact that – once again – records were not as well-kept for Black Americans at that time.
      And then he had to endure the indignity of being a Hallowe’en prop for people’s fun? Especially at a time when Black American bodies were being lynched and pieces of them were being kept as keepsakes? And then I took a gander at the person writing this and realized… yep, checks out.

      1. what about all of the Egyptian mummies in museums all over the world at the time time they did the best they could they tried to find family and as time passed he was forgotten some may have thought he wasnt even real

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